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SQL Memes

Here is my collection of memes! I am open to your ideas as well. What do you think? Let me know the hits and misses so I can make this better / funnier.

SQL Oracle change my mind
tempdb defaults
Tell me about cursors
tabs vs spaces
Stop hitting F5
Standby no call
SQL Server self administer
SQL Server 2008 come join us
SQL Prompt real MVP
Test your backups
SQL obsolete
SQL maintenance plans
shrink db
Semicolons nobody cares
Scumbag Steve email
Sad Keaunu developer
reindex all the index
disaster powerpoint
test code in prod
spiderman where clause
say the line cardinality
palpatine ironic
in danger
i was told
frodo secrets
dont get fined
Query store regression
be a shame
Xzibit recursion
Windows auth and SQL auth
Who would win
Travolta memes
think roll smart corrupt backups
testing vs meetings
decision reboot or rca
Gif vs jif
Evil Kermit test in prod
Estimated solution
Drake XE Profiler
Dr Evil comments
Disks are full
Different code styles
Deprecated features
Good guy Greg formats code
DBAs restore session history
DB tuning advisor
corrupt db but good backup
Code review Andy
Brain submit inc to dba
Badger debugging
Bad time shrink db
Anchorman backup
Goodfellas dba
GOTO statements
Guy 2 girls XE
Incident closed
Kanye query store
Liam hotfix
Life of a dba
Maury test backups
McKayla Microsoft
Morpheus-SQL-and-Excel
On call shift
Order 66
Philosoher raptor dba
Picard sysadmin
Project manager meeting
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