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SQL Memes

Here is my collection of memes! I am open to your ideas as well. What do you think? Let me know the hits and misses so I can make this better / funnier.

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SQL Oracle change my mind

tempdb defaults

Tell me about cursors

tabs vs spaces

Stop hitting F5

Standby no call

SQL Server self administer

SQL Server 2008 come join us

SQL Prompt real MVP

Test your backups

SQL obsolete

SQL maintenance plans

shrink db

Semicolons nobody cares

Scumbag Steve email

Sad Keaunu developer

reindex all the index

disaster powerpoint

test code in prod

spiderman where clause

say the line cardinality

palpatine ironic

in danger

i was told

frodo secrets

dont get fined

Query store regression

be a shame

Xzibit recursion

Windows auth and SQL auth

Who would win

Travolta memes

think roll smart corrupt backups

testing vs meetings

decision reboot or rca

Gif vs jif

Evil Kermit test in prod

Estimated solution

Drake XE Profiler

Dr Evil comments

Disks are full

Different code styles

Deprecated features

Good guy Greg formats code

DBAs restore session history

DB tuning advisor

corrupt db but good backup

Code review Andy

Brain submit inc to dba

Badger debugging

Bad time shrink db

Anchorman backup

Goodfellas dba

GOTO statements

Guy 2 girls XE

Incident closed

Kanye query store

Liam hotfix

Life of a dba

Maury test backups

McKayla Microsoft

Morpheus-SQL-and-Excel

On call shift

Order 66

Philosoher raptor dba

Picard sysadmin

Project manager meeting

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