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SQL Memes

Here is my collection of memes! I am open to your ideas as well. What do you think? Let me know the hits and misses so I can make this better / funnier.

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Anchorman backup

Bad time shrink db

Badger debugging

Brain submit inc to dba

Code review Andy

corrupt db but good backup

DB tuning advisor

DBAs restore session history

decision reboot or rca

Deprecated features

Different code styles

Disks are full

Dr Evil comments

Drake XE Profiler

Estimated solution

Evil Kermit test in prod

Gif vs jif

Good guy Greg formats code

Goodfellas dba

GOTO statements

Guy 2 girls XE

Incident closed

Kanye query store

Liam hotfix

Life of a dba

Maury test backups

McKayla Microsoft

Morpheus-SQL-and-Excel

On call shift

Order 66

Philosoher raptor dba

Picard sysadmin

Project manager meeting

Query store regression

reindex all the index

Sad Keaunu developer

Scumbag Steve email

Semicolons nobody cares

shrink db

SQL maintenance plans

SQL obsolete

SQL Oracle change my mind

SQL Prompt real MVP

SQL Server 2008 come join us

SQL Server self administer

Standby no call

Stop hitting F5

tabs vs spaces

Tell me about cursors

tempdb defaults

Test your backups

testing vs meetings

think roll smart corrupt backups

Travolta memes

Who would win

Windows auth and SQL auth

Xzibit recursion

be a shame

disaster powerpoint

dont get fined

frodo secrets

i was told

in danger

palpatine ironic

say the line cardinality

spiderman where clause

test code in prod

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