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SQL Memes

Here is my collection of memes! I am open to your ideas as well. What do you think? Let me know the hits and misses so I can make this better / funnier.

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Anchorman backup
Bad time shrink db
Badger debugging
Brain submit inc to dba
Code review Andy
corrupt db but good backup
DB tuning advisor
DBAs restore session history
decision reboot or rca
Deprecated features
Different code styles
Disks are full
Dr Evil comments
Drake XE Profiler
Estimated solution
Evil Kermit test in prod
Gif vs jif
Good guy Greg formats code
Goodfellas dba
GOTO statements
Guy 2 girls XE
Incident closed
Kanye query store
Liam hotfix
Life of a dba
Maury test backups
McKayla Microsoft
Morpheus-SQL-and-Excel
On call shift
Order 66
Philosoher raptor dba
Picard sysadmin
Project manager meeting
Query store regression
reindex all the index
Sad Keaunu developer
Scumbag Steve email
Semicolons nobody cares
shrink db
SQL maintenance plans
SQL obsolete
SQL Oracle change my mind
SQL Prompt real MVP
SQL Server 2008 come join us
SQL Server self administer
Standby no call
Stop hitting F5
tabs vs spaces
Tell me about cursors
tempdb defaults
Test your backups
testing vs meetings
think roll smart corrupt backups
Travolta memes
Who would win
Windows auth and SQL auth
Xzibit recursion
be a shame
disaster powerpoint
dont get fined
frodo secrets
i was told
in danger
palpatine ironic
say the line cardinality
spiderman where clause
test code in prod

 


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